Rule #1: If you’re guilty, throw suspicion elsewhere

PragueTV has this money quote about the ongoing match-fixing scandal:

Interviewed in Hattrick, former Viktoria Zizkov sporting director Ivan Hornik claims that the match-fixing charges made against him are part of a cover-up of corruption in other areas of Czech football. “I don’t want to be all ‘poor me’ about it but I’m a victim of a cover-up … so that no one talks about about STES [the Czech football association's marketing wing] and other affairs,” Hornik told the magazine.

Um, I think he did just get all “poor me” about it.